Sarah has not left the building.

Awkward. Sorry for the mess, we’re tinkering a bit.

Clever ninjas are zigging and zagging behind the scenes

implementing upgrades of glorious proportions.

Meanwhile, Sarah is hanging out online (Instagram mostly).

Just a tad bit longer and we’ll be back.

(Can you really rush glorious after all?!)

With love,

Team Sarah

P.S. If you need immediate assistance (hint: you are a client, media, press, need to crack the gen z code to save the universe, etc), please send an email to sarah@sarahnewton.com with the subject: Save the Universe.